animalstalkinginallcaps:

HEY.

HI.

HOW WAS WORK?

DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?

YOU LOOK GREAT.

YOU REALLY DO.

HI.

WELCOME HOME.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

ANY HUNKY DUDES AT THE OLD WORKPLACE?

HOW’S THE WEATHER?

I SHIT IN THE CLOSET.

WANT TO GO ON THE INTERNET?

I LOVE THE INTERNET.

HOW WAS WORK?

I’M HUNGRY.

WE MISSED YOU.

I’M HUNGRY TOO.

YOU LOOK STUNNING.

ALL MATTER IS MERELY ENERGY CONDENSED TO A SLOW VIBRATION.

LET’S WATCH TV.

HOW WAS WORK?

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if you click on it and drag he’s a ghost flying around your dash

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"There are so many things we’ve been brought up to believe that it takes you an awfully long time to realize that they aren’t you."

Edward Gorey (via calochortus)

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KFOD in the morning! (Taken with instagram)

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sweetie pie, butterlfy

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Happy birthday dog is at this damn BBQ. (Taken with instagram)

Put Rosie back on Netflix!

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woobie woobie

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